BlardJosh's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 89 (From 27 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,615 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 1/12/10
25 Points Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???

Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 1/12/10
50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)

Applez

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Aversion to death Unlocked 1/27/10
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person Unlocked 1/27/10
5 Points Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 1/27/10
5 Points Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person Unlocked 1/27/10
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown Unlocked 1/27/10
10 Points Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

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Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert

Playboy Unlocked 10/2/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

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Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/27/09
5 Points Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Dadgame

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Guardians Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit Unlocked 10/28/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1

Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Easy Unlocked 10/28/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute Unlocked 10/28/09
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon

Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

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Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/13 (120/155 points)

Enigmata

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Nightstealer Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points Defeat the first minion of Genu.

Protector of Darkness 25 Points Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.

Keeper of Souls 50 Points Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.

Demon Lord Genu 100 Points Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.

Epic 100 Points Defeat the creator of Genu.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)

Fig. 8

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Pioneer Unlocked 9/14/09
10 Points There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...

Player 10 Points Score a 100x multiplier or better.

Explorer 25 Points Finish the game.

Trailblazer 25 Points Score a 500x multiplier or better.

Professional ~~0 Points~~ Finish the game with 1 million points or more.

Perfectionist 100 Points Finish the game without crashing.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)

Invisible Runner

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EARLY DEATH 5 Points Lose a life on the second level.

SHISH KEBAB Unlocked 2/10/10
10 Points Lose a life on the stakes.

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points Die electrocuted

30,000 POINTS Unlocked 2/10/10
25 Points Achieve 30,000 points

50,000 POINTS 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/500 points)

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